Mali (
malachiical) wrote2021-07-11 04:00 pm
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AU Exchange Letter 2021
Hello, AU Exchange creator! Thank you for writing for me! I'm Mal or Mali (malachiical @ AO3 as well); I'll try to keep each individual section of this letter brief, and you should be able to skip to wherever you like with anchor links and/or just expand the parts relevant to you via cut. I hope our AU ids align and that you have a blast writing, because I'm definitely looking forward to whatever you come up with!
General DNWs
General Likes
Porn Likes
Crossover Fandom - Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power 2018)/Tri-Klops (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 2002)
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002) - Mekaneck/Tri-Klops; Trap Jaw/Tri-Klops
How to Survive Camping (Fainting--Goat) - Beau/Kate
Marvel 616 - Otto Octavius/Peter Parker
Marvel 616 - Quentin Beck/J. Jonah Jameson
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018) - Double Trouble/Wrong Hordak
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon) - Otto Octavius/Adrian Toomes
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon) - Phineas Mason/Donald Menken; Quentin Beck/Phineas Mason/Donald Menken
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon) - Quentin Beck/Phineas Mason; Quentin Beck/Chameleon/Phineas Mason
Vampire Cleanup Department (2017) - Yip Chi Chau/Yeung Chung
General DNWs
General Likes
Porn Likes
Crossover Fandom
Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power 2018)/Tri-Klops (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 2002)
Okay, with crossover ships I feel like I definitely need to explain why I am so into them. This one feels almost self-explanatory, though. Entrapta is devoted to science and her friends and worked for the Horde in the past, she's a tech genius and inventor who knows quite a bit about history and magic, too, due to it being important to know these things for science!! While Tri-Klops is also a scientist and tech genius inventor who works well as part of his team... which is the Evil Warriors fighting under Skeletor, and he knows enough about magic to incorporate it in his magitech.
While I don't take the tie-in comics as actual canon (because seriously, Tri-Klops does not seem brainwashed in the actual cartoon), I like the idea that in the beginning he really believed in Keldor's cause and also like Entrapta prefers to use science and tech to learn more things (including with Doomseekers) and help the people he cares about (prosthetics!). They have both built weapons for people who are Going Too Far and they both seem to like lasers. They even have kind of similar-different issues with people, with Tri-Klops seeming to prefer to be alone in his lab a fair amount, at least coming across as somewhat withdrawn and standoffish, while Entrapta has trouble understanding, connecting, and communicating with people sometimes, leaving them both ironically seeming more comfortable around robots than people.
And of course, Tri-Klops is more serious and gruff while Entrapta is so incredibly enthusiastic. But that just means they also have intriguing differences while having a lot in common in other ways. I feel like they'd either love each other or get along like a house on fire, and I decided the most fun option is them being seriously impressed by one another. Even if Entrapta might sometimes be... sorta baffling.
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though at least Entrapta enjoys the social experiment.
Canon-Specific DNWs
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002)
Mekaneck/Tri-Klops
Trap Jaw/Tri-Klops
I really like Tri-Klops, I won't lie. I love how in the one episode where Skeletor's enough of a jackass to him that he considers betraying him and taking over without him, it takes him a super long time to be like "wait a minute I don't need Skeletor!" despite him being kind of a genius. I love the potential that he joined up with Keldor because he honestly believed in what he was trying to do, and things just got worse after Keldor became Skeletor and he's gotten more frustrated and cynical. I love that he made his own visor to allow himself to see at all and added three increased sight options and lasers, and I love how he saved Trap Jaw's life by making his prosthetics. I love how well he fights with the rest of the team and how he makes practically alive little robots and incorporated bullshit magitech into his inventions!
Speaking of Trap Jaw... I also love Trap Jaw. He's tough, and he can be pretty sharp despite being more brawn than brains, and he's one of Skeletor's most loyal. And when I say I love that Tri-Klops made Trap Jaw's prosthetics and saved his life, wow do I love that. I could imagine those two being close beforehand or only getting really close after, maybe due to Trap Jaw needing to get regular check-ups and learn how to do his own maintenance for a while. The idea that maybe Trap Jaw is more welcome in Tri-Klops's lab than most other people due to that experience makes me happy. The idea of Tri-Klops really caring about him makes me happy, as does the idea of Trap Jaw feeling grateful, paying attention to the things Tri-Klops likes and making an effort to do/get them for him, maybe even considering that he's living in overtime now and if he needed to sacrifice himself to save Tri-Klops, well, Tri-Klops saved him years ago, he got extra time. (I also love how dorky they both are, how Tri-Klops laughs as Trap Jaw's dumb joke in the Stinkor ep, how even when Tri-Klops snaps at him in the Of Machines and Men episode Trap Jaw reaches out to try to help him!)
I also love Mekaneck, and how he is deep-down good and loyal but also seems kind of unhappy and maybe even a little distant from the other Masters (except apparently Ram Man?). He isn't totally certain of his own use sometimes, and he has his own major prosthetics that pretty blatantly saved his life from something. He also just has this hilarious fight moment in the very first episode that I swear comes across to me like he and Tri-Klops are flirting with each other. The showy weapon twirls are completely unnecessary, boys. I love the idea that those two sort of flirt-fight on the battlefield and might be intrigued by one another despite not speaking; if they had an excuse to, well, I like the idea that Mekaneck might be a bit younger and earnest and idealistic while obviously not being a child or anything but Tri-Klops definitely having passed out of that stage but maybe... being reminded of how he used to be, maybe even connecting with it a little again.
Of course, in AUs, these situations might well be very different, but that's what I enjoy about their characterizations and dynamics, if you want to play with them or carry them across!
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and then they found out and now they have to deal with this? With either ship there's the question of whether the soulmarks might be possible to hide, but that becomes a much more important concern with Tri-Klops/Mekaneck! I am here for how either ship might have to navigate this revelation.
Canon-Specific DNWs
How to Survive Camping (Fainting--Goat)
Beau/Kate
Okay, after rereading the entire series I am just craving a more outright shippy take on these two. I want fic bad, whether it's set in the universe of How to Survive Camping with some non-canon events, some tweaks made to the setting, or whether it's an AU that shakes things up more than that.
I love Kate, I love how complicated she is, how she started out pretty ruthless and fucked up and has steadily been getting better, how she's gradually finding a balance in herself and becoming more determined. How she's strong as hell and won't let anyone fuck with her or especially her family, how hard she tries to make things right even if she doesn't always know if she's doing the right thing, even if she's not always doing the right thing. How haunted and cursed she is and how she won't let it stop her despite her fear and anger.
I also love Beau. The Man with the Skull Cup. Sippy Cup Bae. He is such a dick but he's also such a fun dick, and I love how the more we learn about him and his new connection to Kate and what he's trying to accomplish and willing to do, he becomes more interesting and sympathetic -- saving her life multiple times over, declaring allegiance to her despite it making him enemies, nearly dying for her, going against his instincts to help and communicate with her and even just be around her though it brings him physical pain. And then how we learn more and/or he does something and we're reminded that he's very not human and also very, very dangerous and ruthless, whether it's how he killed Kate's cousin or him stabbing her to test her brother.
I love their relationship, not only the above but how Kate will tease him sometimes about the online shippers, how the first thing Kate asked him after it was clear they had a connection due to her refilling his cup was if she'd married him, how mischevious he can be in an almost deadpan way (poisoning only the houses that give out bad candy on Halloween?), how close they draw to each other sometimes in situations where they're both in way over their head and afraid, how she's literally giving him a name and identity. How she actually compares their relationship to that of the old sheriff and his fairy wife. I just want more of that dynamic and also that they actually become a thing and maybe kiss!
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Canon-Specific DNWs
Marvel 616
Otto Octavius/Peter Parker
Ohhh boy I can't even explain in short form how and why I love these two so much. They have thought they worst of each other, they have misunderstood each other, Doctor Octopus has tried to kill Spider-Man (definitely not the reverse). Doctor Octopus has swung between minimal violence, outright saving lives sometimes, and crossing lines that even he knows deep down he shouldn't cross; when saving Spider-Man's life (and those issues I highly recommend for "was this gay on purpose?" feels) he talks up Spider-Man's goodness and how he needs him as his foil at length.
And then eventually they get a much greater understanding of each other in the weirdest way, with Otto Octavius taking over Peter Parker's body, Peter Parker dying in Otto Octavius's body, but not before shoving all of his memories into Otto's head and a piece of his consciousness as well. They basically share a brain for a while! And then when that whole situation goes south, Otto comes back in another Peter Parker clone body eventually, with the real Peter as Spider-Man, and... Spidey actually grants him a clean slate and later even tells him that he's doing the hero thing right.
The way they have so much intense and complicated history really gets to me, but even from early on I really love their potential, so you could go with any point in that history for an AU. Whether you decide to set the story at a point when they're complicated enemies or one where they're complicated allies, there's honestly so much possibility with these two!
(Plus, alternately, if you go with the backstory specifically from Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Year One or take it as its own mini-canon, I am totally down for that because they have a, uh, very interesting relationship and Otto has a very specific personality and obsession with Spider-Man that I am HERE for.)
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Marvel 616
Quentin Beck/J. Jonah Jameson
I just love how weirdly tied to Jameson and the Bugle a lot of Mysterio's earliest career and attempts at defeating Spider-Man are! First Quentin Beck pretends to be Spider-Man, then once the Bugle turns the city against him, he sends J. Jonah Jameson specifically a note "saying he could get rid of Spider-Man single-handed" to get a meeting with him and gets Jonah totally on his side to the point of being basically heralded as a hero! Then about 2 years later, after Jameson again turns the people of New York against Spider-Man (unprompted this time), Beck contacts Jameson and the Bugle again pretending to be a renowned European psychiatrist named Dr. Ludwig Rinehart, convincing him that Spider-Man is on the verge of going insane and then proceeding to try to gaslight Spider-Man into thinking he's nuts and revealing his secret identity to him.
The fact that Quentin Beck keeps going to J. Jonah Jameson and the Bugle, and Jonah keeps eagerly helping despite not knowing the score because he just hates Spider-Man THAT MUCH, combined with the fact that in multiple other storylines Jonah has actually created supervillains in an attempt to bring down Spider-Man, makes me think the two could actually get along really well. Especially since Mysterio's crimes, according to some issues of canon, just don't have a body count, and at some points (like in the arc where he's secretly in charge of a nursing home) even his attempts to kill Spider-Man are totally illusory and he's actually unnecessarily protective of innocent people.
Speaking of which, part of why I really enjoy these two is how close to the line both of them are. J. Jonah Jameson is deep down a kind man but is also a little bit willing to compromise his newspaper to take down Spider-Man and even, as mentioned, goes so far as to commission and create supervillains to try to take Spider-Man down. Quentin Beck is a supervillain who is also careful not to actually kill anyone (and is crushed the first time someone accidentally dies during one of his crimes) and who has tried to retire multiple points in his career, who seems mostly to be treating supervillainy as a game. They both hate Spider-Man and neither of them is actually that bad a person, but one of them happens to be a supervillain, and I find that kind of great.
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Canon-Specific DNWs
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
Double Trouble/Wrong Hordak
So I'll be real, this ship didn't even occur to me until I saw some other fans shipping it recently. It caught my interest and the more I thought about it, the more I really, really liked the idea of them, until I just had to request them! They never even get to meet, but...
While Wrong Hordak is eager for everything he can learn and open with every little emotion he feels, Double Trouble is like the emotional barriers version of the Good Luck I'm Behind 7 Proxies meme. They're both friendly and theatrical in their own ways, and Wrong Hordak becomes more and more confident by the end, but Double Trouble uses lies and money and to keep people at a distance and has an obvious deep cynical streak. Double Trouble literally plays the part of other people while Wrong Hordak mimics other people to learn from them. They both like making people laugh, but Double Trouble also likes making... well, trouble. Oh, and they also both fight Horde Clones by walking up to them looking just like one of them and then shoving them right into trouble, that's fun too.
This has real potential to be in some ways both an opposites attract pairing and a "they actually have a lot in common" pairing. I particularly love the idea of Double Trouble encouraging Wrong Hordak while also being a little overwhelmed by him, but Wrong Hordak as well could be flustered by Double Trouble pretty easily while helping them... connect better with people.
And one thing I keep coming back to with them is the idea that... Wrong Hordak is basically learning how to be a person, but in some ways that could also be true of Double Trouble. Double Trouble keeps up that distance and is so constantly mercenery that they don't really have friends, they seem to always be moving around and not settling anywhere, and it really seems like they spend most of their time being other people. Obviously they love doing this, playing roles! They're a consummate actor and it is their passion. But forming connections to people as themself, and doing normal things as themself, seems very rare. It's a very different way of "learning how to people" than what Wrong Hordak is going through, but it's an interesting one that makes me think they could both be on fairly even footing and help each other out.
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Canon-Specific DNWs
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon)
Otto Octavius/Adrian Toomes
I am just WAY TOO INVESTED in these ridiculous theatrical supervillains being pre-supervillain friends who are now loyal and in love while trying to take over the world/take murderous revenge!
While the first episode introduces both characters with Adrian furious at Otto, it makes sense, since they seem to have been close before (the photo on Otto's wall in the Doctor Octopus origin episode!) and Adrian was probably feeling hurt/betrayed. The rest of their dynamic is so far from what one might expect from that first impression that it's insane! Reunited as cellmates, Vulture helping Doc Ock with a big jailbreak, not just working together in the Sinister Six but Vulture ceding his desire to take vengeance on Osborn to follow Ock's plan to take out Spider-Man first... And they just never work apart again? Adrian is one of only three people to find out the Master Planner's true identity, part of his inner circle! When Ock tests out the technology meant to allow him to hack into every single electrical device in the city, he does so by trying to kill Norman Osborn, seemingly for Adrian's sake, and despite revenge being Vulture's driving motivation Adrian is totally fine about it not working. When Otto tries to credit him and Phineas Mason and for doing brilliant work assembling the technology, Adrian immediately demurs the compliment and turns it back around on him: "The brainwork was all yours, Otto." For a grouchy old man, he smiles a lot around Otto, too!
And even after the Master Planner's master plan is defeated and literally every other member of the Sinister Six seems to go their separate ways and do their own things, Vulture just stays with Doctor Octopus, seemingly acting as bodyguard for the auction, for the Valentine's Day summit (where they also dress up fancy and hot)... There are also just these cute little touches I love, like how in the first Sinister Six fight when Spider-Man jumps on the Vulture's back you can see the back of Doctor Octopus's head tracking them, and a few moments later Otto is the one to pull Spider-Man off Adrian's back. And when Doctor Octopus puts a tentacle on everyone's shoulders in the Sinister Six ep to ease them back down into their chairs, it looks like his tentacle is on Adrian's back instead of his shoulder. And when Hammerhead shoots at Adrian at the summit and knocks him unconscious, Otto's cry of "TREACHERY!" is fuckin pissed and he just has no patience for Tombstone in that fight after. I love how Ock seems to honestly care about his team and make an effort to make them happy, and how Vulture is perfectly willing to put his own goals on the backburner in a way that feels very "I am helping this man take over the world because he wants to and he deserves to get whatever he wants, fuck you." I love seeing these supervillains have huge soft spots, in general and especially for each other!
TL;DR they married, ty for reading my villain shipping Ted Talk.
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The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon)
Phineas Mason/Donald Menken
Quentin Beck/Phineas Mason/Donald Menken
Okay, this is a ship where Menken never actually met either of these characters in canon, Phineas is a fairly minor character, and Menken is a "7 minutes of canon in a 10 hour series" minor character. So let me explain.
Basically, I can easily imagine these Phineas and Menken bonding over their similarities if they had a chance to get to know one another, and I can think of a few scenarios in which they might. They're both professionals, even if Phineas is often more casual and shows more mischeviousness. They both have some sort of expertise that leaves other people relying on them and like to work in a support capacity out of the spotlight: Phineas as a tech genius and Menken as a P.A.
But what really intrigues me is that... Phineas seems to be doing all of these criminal things, working with first Chameleon and Quentin Beck, then the Sinister Six, then even doing work for Tombstone and the Enforcers, solely because he enjoys doing it; he's enough of a genius that he could easily sell legal inventions! He has absolutely no origin story or anything, I have to assume his criminal career is for the love of it. And Menken's contributions in-series go beyond loyalty to Osborn and far beyond P.A. duties; his reaction in the finale makes me pretty certain he didn't ever know that Osborn was the Green Goblin, so just in his capacity as personal assistant to the CEO of Oscorp he was a)willing to run in alongside a security guard with only a cell phone to face a supervillain, b)coordinating with Osborn's "operatives" to try to find an escaped supervillain who wants Osborn dead, and c)calmly in charge of an auction where supervillains and mobsters were betting millions of dollars on the specs to the same impenetrable armor used to create the supervillain Rhino, which Osborn for some mysterious reason had proprietary access to. So Menken was willing to do some very criminal shit unflinchingly while not asking too many questions. There's probably different possible interpretations, but I feel like it's another similarity with Phineas: getting involved with criminal and supercriminal stuff was exciting and more enjoyable to both of them than just having a completely normal career. (Whether or not Menken would initially admit that he's even the type of person to want danger and adrenaline in his life, but then, hey, Phineas likes to deny that he's theatrical as hell...)
For any sort of setup in any AU that isn't 100% different from canon, whether you explore it at all in fic or just take it as read, I feel like there are a lot of possibilities as to how they might have met and how they might know one another post-canon. If Menken continues to work for Oscorp after Norman Osborn's apparent death (maybe even stepping in as CEO?), some shit going down could bring him into the Sinister Six's sphere, and/or that of Chameleon and company... or Tinkerer just ends up doing some work for Oscorp. If Osborn comes back, as himself or as the Goblin, maybe he tries to finish the job and kill Menken and/or Menken is just very calmly fine with Vulture trying to kill his old boss due to how Osborn betrayed him. Maybe Menken hears of the Tinkerer and goes to him to get some sort of protection just in case Osborn survived and comes back; maybe it's a skill-enhancement suit, maybe he even gets drawn into the supervillain lifestyle as Tinkerer notes that he's more into this than he'd like to admit. (Feel free to make up a supervillain identity for him or use something like, idk, Scorpion or Owl from the comics!) Or maybe instead of that, Menken leaves Oscorp to become L. Thompson Lincoln's P.A. in order to try to get protection; maybe he's open to becoming Tombstone's new right hand man, or denies that he wants to but is intrigued by the idea, or just honestly doesn't like the idea, but either way he could easily meet Tinkerer if Tinkerer is continuing to do work on commission for Tombstone. Or it's Silver Sable and/or Silvio Manfredi they're both doing work for.
When it comes to incorporating Beck... Well, you can see the entry below for why I ship Quentin/Phineas, but I could sincerely see them as already a thing even when the show starts or falling in love/realizing they're in love shortly after, they just work so well together! When it comes to Beck/Mason/Menken, though, I'm amused by the fact that Menken already met Mysterio, sort of, for a moment... and I could also imagine him meeting Quentin again, properly this time, through Phineas. Mysterio is much more bombastic than the Tinkerer, but he's also much cleverer and more elusive than he seems, full of misdirection, and Beck comes across very differently from Mysterio while also still being quite theatrical, matter-of-fact and professional (and also a totally different accent, which I find weirdly hot, but hey).
Then see how I feel like Menken finds it exciting to be involved with criminal and supercriminal stuff and might get more of a rush from getting involved than he'd like to admit that Beck's professionalism + Mysterio's bombast may well also be attractive to Menken, and/or Mysterio might encourage him... I can also see Beck being super comfortable being with Mason while also being an unashamed flirt with them both, so that could be fun!
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The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon)
Quentin Beck/Phineas Mason
Quentin Beck/Chameleon/Phineas Mason
THESE TWO MAKE ME HAPPY. When we're first introduced to them they're the kinda grouchy-seeming professionals working with Chameleon and playing a dumb card-flicking gamein "bisexuals can't sit normally" fashion while they wait. They're basically Chameleon's backup in that episode, and you don't get to see fully what they're like until the second season, but I really like the juxtaposition of how they are in this episode as compared to later ones! (Personally, I feel as if neither of them had their supervillain identities at all until somewhere between "Persona" and "Blueprints" when the Master Planner hired them. I also feel that they'd been working together for at least a little while before their introductory episode, though who was the first to work with who, out of the three of them, and for how long, is totally up to you. Also up to you whether they usually call each other by first name or last name, and how often they call each other by supervillain name nowadays!)
Quentin Beck used to be a special effects technician before leaving for his life of crime, and he's got a very interesting balance between his real self and the Mysterio act that I find really fun! He's a professional and Mysterio is an overly-theatrical fuckin dork, but Quentin is also deep down (and not so deep down) a theatrical dork. I can imagine that Quentin puts some of the things he wants to be into Mysterio, because that's common for supervillains and superheroes both, but Mysterio is also a role he plays for a specific purpose: misdirection, keeping people focused on him rather than his tricks or the crimes his act is distracting away from! That said, he got hired to be Mysterio for the thefts and then just decided that was fun as hell and absolutely wanted to do from then on, so there's also that element to him. I feel like he's also enjoying getting to be center stage as Mysterio in a way he doesn't get to be on jobs with Chameleon. Phineas Mason, on the other hand, is an inventor who rolls his eyes at "actors" being theatrical but is absolutely theatrical himself even if he won't admit it. I don't think he's an actor, not in the way that Chameleon and Quentin are; he was wayyy in the background in "Persona" in non-speaking roles whenever his presence was necessary out in the field, and he seems to prefer to stay back and provide "technical support" and make things for other people to use. But he obviously has fun leaning into the mad scientist supervillain act at least a little ("allow me to introduce our host and benefactor"; "welcome to your lair, Master Planner"; "all that remains is calibration... and testing") and occasionally amuses himself making dorky jokes ("put even more 'ric' in your 'ochet'"). I also imagine he has no criminal record (the arrest at the end of "Persona" didn't seem to stick and one of the cops did say in the first episode that the people Spider-Man apprehends nearly always walk...) and is staying in the background to avoid getting one for as long as possible, because him being able to work within the law is really convenient for them.
Basically, though, I love the dynamic of two characters who are just doing this shit because they love it, who've been working together a while and are developing supervillain personas kind of simultaneously mostly for the fun of it. I have a feeling Tinkerer made most of the robots and tech that Mysterio uses, though Quentin himself also contributed the "will-weaking" gas and the mask and makeup for his own android. (Which also means that the reason Quentin is just never arrested after "Persona" and it's always a goddamn android is thanks to Phineas, which makes me smile.) Phineas might not even charge him for that stuff! Just in general they're basically married and I love that...
AND THEN POTENTIALLY ADD CHAMELEON TO THE MIX. IMO it was absolutely brilliant for The Spectacular Spider-Man to introduce these three as a team working together; Mysterio might have hired the Chameleon once in the comics, but otherwise none of them really teamed up, but it works perfectly! The person who can disguise himself as anyone, the special effects expert, and the inventor/technological expert have a lot to offer each other, and I love that they seem to usually hire themselves out to steal shit for the rich and powerful.
Chameleon is a fascinating character to me, both in and of himself and in the dynamic with these two. He's a professional who can have a no-nonsense sort of response to things (seeing his phone call with the person who hired them to steal the symbiote, and his "I did not sign on for this" response in the finale), but who also has a mischievous sense of humor and is absolutely theatrical especially when inhabiting a role (his Spider-Man impression was really funny to me). He has his own life and isn't always working with Beck and Phineas, but given the way he talked in "Persona" I get the strong impression Beck makes his disguises, including the face masks, so I imagine they at least keep in touch often. I also feel like the three of them worked together for at least a few years before we meet them in canon, which is a dynamic I love; they'd all be very used to each other! And I enjoy the idea that when they do jobs together they split the take rather than Beck or Phineas charging Chameleon (or each other) or anything... As well as really liking the idea that even being incredibly close with the two of them it's just Chameleon's habit to call even people he loves by their surnames. I also also like how "Mason" and "Beck"'s names are first given while Chameleon is requesting their help and simultaneously praising their skills! And I just in general really love the idea of a team of criminals who work great together and highly respect one another's skills and are also all in love. (Though I also don't mind if it's a poly V so long as the center of the V is Quentin or Phineas, not Chameleon.)
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Vampire Cleanup Department (2017)
Yip Chi Chau/Yeung Chung
Vampire Cleanup Department is a Hong Kong comedy-horror-romance movie that came out four years ago and short version: The titular VCD is a secret government-created agency that disguises themselves as cleaners but really go around using talismans and other magical items to hunt down and destroy vampires, specifically jiangshi (which means they hop around with their arms outstretched, and this is by turns played as creepy, funny, and cute). But when the main character Tim Cheung joins up after being bitten by a vampire and not turning, he finds out that his dead parents used to work for the VCD until a mission went terribly wrong, and accidentally winds up bonding with a vampire named Summer who starts changing and gaining more human emotions and mentality after biting him. He trains with the VCD while keeping the fact that he didn't actually destroy her when he was supposed to a secret.
I am here for different characters, however! And oh man I am so into them. Yip Chi Chau is Tim's "master," the ~40s-ish combat expert of the VCD who trains Tim in how to fight vampires; he knew Tim's parents and was close friends with his father, Yat Lung Cheung, and promised them that he'd take care of Tim as they were dying. Yeung Chung, or "Uncle Chung," is an older man in his 70s who's the director of the VCD and their "technical support" and a more openly kindly figure.
Where Chau is an incredibly skilled fighter and trainer, Chung is definitely not a combatant... but he is still brave enough to go into the field, and to step in to help people when they're in trouble, and he's great at directing the others during a fight. Where Chau is closed-off and hot-headed, Chung is calm, amiable, and understanding, good at being diplomatic when it's needed (and at distracting people so the others can work)... and also good at calming Chau down and redirecting him. They've worked together for decades, and despite what Chung says multiple times to Chau about training new blood so that they can eventually retire, neither of them seems to be willing to just quit. They know each other incredibly well ("Have I ever misjudged anyone? And you... never mean what you say."), Chau saved Chung and a rookie police officer in the very first scene (while Chung called for his help), when Tim was in trouble Chung called Chau back from a chase...
And in a moment that really got me, when Tim's "final test" went wrong and Chung tried to step in to help him against the vampire that was trying to kill him. Summer showed up to help as well and accidentally flung both the vampire and Chung through a table, and Chau reacted with such immediate alarm to kill the vampire before it could attack Chung! Chung was hurt and needed medical attention, and with Chung hurt and also not around to calm him down, Chau was furious with Tim. (I will also say that during that final test, Chau was acting like a nervous parent... while Chung sat on the couch and video taped everything, also like a parent, haha.)
Even when Tim is the one training the new recruits at the end of the movie, it's Chau and Chung standing on the walkway above watching and obviously still involved despite any talk of retirement, chatting and comfortable with one another. I just really love their shared history, how obvious it is that Chau cares deeply about certain people -- Chung, Tim, and Tim's father in the past -- despite him not saying it or being touchy-feely, and how comfortable with one another they are and how well they work together and know one another as people.
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Crossover Fandom - Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power 2018)/Tri-Klops (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 2002)
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002) - Mekaneck/Tri-Klops; Trap Jaw/Tri-Klops
How to Survive Camping (Fainting--Goat) - Beau/Kate
Marvel 616 - Otto Octavius/Peter Parker
Marvel 616 - Quentin Beck/J. Jonah Jameson
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018) - Double Trouble/Wrong Hordak
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon) - Otto Octavius/Adrian Toomes
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon) - Phineas Mason/Donald Menken; Quentin Beck/Phineas Mason/Donald Menken
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon) - Quentin Beck/Phineas Mason; Quentin Beck/Chameleon/Phineas Mason
Vampire Cleanup Department (2017) - Yip Chi Chau/Yeung Chung
General DNWs
- incest
- noncon/dubcon
- underage (unless otherwise stated)
- gore, permanent injury, character death (unless otherwise stated)
- infidelity (unless otherwise stated)
- halves of the pair feeling like they really just don't like or care about each other at all (even with more complicated stuff I am a BIG SOPPY ROMANTIC)
- the pairing having sexualities that mean they aren't attracted to one another
- being ashamed of or hating one's body (even for trans stuff, if you write it; just no focus on dysphoria please)
- unhappy endings
- unrequested AUs (canon divergence is fine)
- unrequested identity headcanons
- unrequested noncanon ships (background canon ships that don't break up the requested pairing are fine!)
- unrequested poly
- unnecessary use of safewords or stoplight symbols
- feederism, weight gain, inflation, pregnancy
- scat, watersports, vomit (mentions of someone throwing up not in a kink context are fine), vore, bestiality, choking/breathplay, somnophilia, mommy- or daddykink, 24/7 D/S (unless otherwise stated)
General Likes
- fluff, snapshot moments of what's going on in their lives
- romantic tension, UST that eventually becomes resolved
- flirting, confident or awkward or just fuckin disastrous
- extreme loyalty
- redemption arcs, gray morality, general complexity, lighter takes on villains & villain redemption
- hurt/comfort
- happy or at least hopeful/somewhat upbeat endings
- first times and milestones (sexual or non, doesn’t even have to be overly romantic, stuff like taking a photo for the first time together or and the like is also good!)
- I really do love age gaps tbh and find older characters hot & also love when the other characters do... non-Year-One Spidey/Ock seems like it's gotta have an age difference of over 20 years; in SSM I can easily imagine Otto being in his 30s or early 40s while Adrian is in his 60s, and Phineas Mason being in his 50s while Beck is in his 30s and Menken is maybe even in his 20s (I find Chameleon really hard to age); and in Vampire Cleanup Department Chau is probably meant to be in his 40s with Chung in his 70s
- descriptions of making out tbh
- trans headcanons where it’s not A Thing in the fic, no coming out or explanations necessary, or it's just accepted and not super dwelled on unless the prompt is about self-exploration. no Having To Deal With Bigotry or issuefic or anything, just character(s) happen(s) to be trans (both same gender/pronouns as in canon and different gender/pronouns are fine)
- canon divergent AUs, change one thing about a canon and maybe other things happen differently
- art treats always welcome!
Porn Likes
- first times and milestones
- frot, scissoring, intercrural, grinding against ass, basically all that stuff
- handjobs, fingering, oral
- romantic smut, lots of touching, focus on touching/wanting to touch and sensations and body parts, loving descriptions of partner's body (description of both stereotypically attractive and not stereotypically attractive features welcome so long as they're INTO it!), kissing during sex, hand-holding during sex, eye contact during sex, all that stuff!
- clothed sex, partially clothed sex, and clothing kink!
- inexperience, awkward, clumsy but eager and enjoyable sex
- XENO. xeno xeno xeno I am so into xeno, play around with alien genitalia and I am here for it, tentacles, cloacas, characters having both sets of genitalia, ovipositors, genitals resembling flowers or wet pinecone dick, Mouths Down There, legit whatever you can think of just g o f o r i t
- BDSM tones, mild or more formal
- praise kink and instructions/requests/begging flavors of dirty talk
- manhandling, hair pulling, love bites and scratches, rough but not outright painful (or only pleasantly painful) sex
- orgasm delay (though not total denial), edging
- alternately, multiple orgasms, "forced" orgasms that are still enjoyable
- e n t h u s i a s m and detailed descriptions of sex, just go for it
- in general, prefer the terms: penis, cock, dick, length; nipples, ass, and testicles/balls can just be called those things; vagina, vulva, cunt, or pussy if that comes up; come or cum are both fine spellings
- piv in trans smut is fine; oral and pia sex super welcome, alternatives are also loved; prefer for vagina to be called vagina, cunt, or pussy, or to be referred to vaguely, not "hole"; prefer for ass NOT to be called a vagina/cunt/pussy; fine with clit being called clit or penis/cock/dick, fine with penis being called penis/cock/dick or hen or clit
Crossover Fandom
Entrapta (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power 2018)/Tri-Klops (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 2002)
Okay, with crossover ships I feel like I definitely need to explain why I am so into them. This one feels almost self-explanatory, though. Entrapta is devoted to science and her friends and worked for the Horde in the past, she's a tech genius and inventor who knows quite a bit about history and magic, too, due to it being important to know these things for science!! While Tri-Klops is also a scientist and tech genius inventor who works well as part of his team... which is the Evil Warriors fighting under Skeletor, and he knows enough about magic to incorporate it in his magitech.
While I don't take the tie-in comics as actual canon (because seriously, Tri-Klops does not seem brainwashed in the actual cartoon), I like the idea that in the beginning he really believed in Keldor's cause and also like Entrapta prefers to use science and tech to learn more things (including with Doomseekers) and help the people he cares about (prosthetics!). They have both built weapons for people who are Going Too Far and they both seem to like lasers. They even have kind of similar-different issues with people, with Tri-Klops seeming to prefer to be alone in his lab a fair amount, at least coming across as somewhat withdrawn and standoffish, while Entrapta has trouble understanding, connecting, and communicating with people sometimes, leaving them both ironically seeming more comfortable around robots than people.
And of course, Tri-Klops is more serious and gruff while Entrapta is so incredibly enthusiastic. But that just means they also have intriguing differences while having a lot in common in other ways. I feel like they'd either love each other or get along like a house on fire, and I decided the most fun option is them being seriously impressed by one another. Even if Entrapta might sometimes be... sorta baffling.
Requested Tags
- ALL: Being in a time loop together leads to getting together
- All: time loop can only get broken by kissing love interest/confessing their feelings
- ALL: canon events are a tabletop role-playing game played by the characters
- ALL: Canon villain is one of the good guys now
- ALL: Heroes & Villains on the Same Side
- ALL: Villain turns good
- ALL: Villain was actually right all along
- ALL: Interesting people you meet in prison
- ALL: Masquerade balls are the normal way of finding a partner
- ALL: Pokemon Snap AU
- ALL: Pokemon Trainer AU
- All: Soulbond - Accidental/Involuntary
- ALL: Superheroes/Superpowers
- Crossover: Character AU'd into different canon setting
- Crossover: character crosses into different canon
- Crossover: Permanently stuck in other character's universe
- Crossover: Shared Universe AU
- Crossover: Characters turn out to be highly compatible
- Crossover: Villain from one fandom is causing trouble in another fandom
- Crossover: The Shimmer (Annihilation film) appears in another canon’s setting
Canon-Specific DNWs
- presenting Tri-Klops as pure evil/irredeemable
- noncanon background pairings I actually enjoy if they happen to come up: Whiplash/Mer-Man, Trap Jaw/Whiplash, Beast Man/Mer-Man, Sy-Klone/Roboto, Stratos/Buzz Off, Mekaneck/Buzz Off, Mekaneck/Ram Man, Perfuma/Huntara, Adora/Catra/Glimmer(/Bow), Double Trouble/Wrong Hordak, Baker/Busgirl/Soda Pop, Horde Clone OC/Horde Clone OC
- NAMES. REAL NAMES. PET NAMES. do they just call one another Entrapta and Tri-Klops? does Tri-Klops ever call her princess, when, why? does he ever tell Entrapta his real name is Trydor, and does she ever call him that? she doesn't seem like she usually gives nicknames or pet names; does he ever say anything like "sweetheart" or the like? I am so into all of this.
- if you're interested, I like trans headcanons for these characters! I like the idea of Entrapta as a trans woman, but nonbinary is good too! anything is fine for Tri-Klops; trans woman is kind of appealing but nonbinary or trans man are also good! as for any other characters that show up, I'd prefer if the female characters were kept female, whether cis or trans (with the exception of Baker and Busgirl, who I'd be happy to see as nonbinary!), but feel free to make any of the male characters trans men, trans women, or nonbinary, and I quite like the idea of Wrong Hordak being nonbinary or a trans woman. and of course trans headcanons aren't at all obligatory!
He-Man and the Masters of the Universe (2002)
Mekaneck/Tri-Klops
Trap Jaw/Tri-Klops
I really like Tri-Klops, I won't lie. I love how in the one episode where Skeletor's enough of a jackass to him that he considers betraying him and taking over without him, it takes him a super long time to be like "wait a minute I don't need Skeletor!" despite him being kind of a genius. I love the potential that he joined up with Keldor because he honestly believed in what he was trying to do, and things just got worse after Keldor became Skeletor and he's gotten more frustrated and cynical. I love that he made his own visor to allow himself to see at all and added three increased sight options and lasers, and I love how he saved Trap Jaw's life by making his prosthetics. I love how well he fights with the rest of the team and how he makes practically alive little robots and incorporated bullshit magitech into his inventions!
Speaking of Trap Jaw... I also love Trap Jaw. He's tough, and he can be pretty sharp despite being more brawn than brains, and he's one of Skeletor's most loyal. And when I say I love that Tri-Klops made Trap Jaw's prosthetics and saved his life, wow do I love that. I could imagine those two being close beforehand or only getting really close after, maybe due to Trap Jaw needing to get regular check-ups and learn how to do his own maintenance for a while. The idea that maybe Trap Jaw is more welcome in Tri-Klops's lab than most other people due to that experience makes me happy. The idea of Tri-Klops really caring about him makes me happy, as does the idea of Trap Jaw feeling grateful, paying attention to the things Tri-Klops likes and making an effort to do/get them for him, maybe even considering that he's living in overtime now and if he needed to sacrifice himself to save Tri-Klops, well, Tri-Klops saved him years ago, he got extra time. (I also love how dorky they both are, how Tri-Klops laughs as Trap Jaw's dumb joke in the Stinkor ep, how even when Tri-Klops snaps at him in the Of Machines and Men episode Trap Jaw reaches out to try to help him!)
I also love Mekaneck, and how he is deep-down good and loyal but also seems kind of unhappy and maybe even a little distant from the other Masters (except apparently Ram Man?). He isn't totally certain of his own use sometimes, and he has his own major prosthetics that pretty blatantly saved his life from something. He also just has this hilarious fight moment in the very first episode that I swear comes across to me like he and Tri-Klops are flirting with each other. The showy weapon twirls are completely unnecessary, boys. I love the idea that those two sort of flirt-fight on the battlefield and might be intrigued by one another despite not speaking; if they had an excuse to, well, I like the idea that Mekaneck might be a bit younger and earnest and idealistic while obviously not being a child or anything but Tri-Klops definitely having passed out of that stage but maybe... being reminded of how he used to be, maybe even connecting with it a little again.
Of course, in AUs, these situations might well be very different, but that's what I enjoy about their characterizations and dynamics, if you want to play with them or carry them across!
Requested Tags
- ALL: Alignment Swap AU
- ALL: Mirror Universe
- ALL: Being in a time loop together leads to getting together
- All: time loop can only get broken by kissing love interest/confessing their feelings
- ALL: Bodyswap
- ALL: canon events are a tabletop role-playing game played by the characters
- ALL: Canon had an unreliable narrator
- ALL: Villain was actually right all along
- ALL: Changeling: The Lost AU
- ALL: Character and enemy must work together to save the world
- ALL: Characters on opposite sides choose to find/make a third option
- ALL: Characters Run Off to a Farm Together Instead
- All: Hanahaki Disease AU
- ALL: Near Fatal Injury Brings Characters Together
- ALL: Soulmarks - appear after your soulmate gives you your first orgasm
- ALL: Weird West AU
- ALL: Character Invents Time Travel to Save Dead Loved One
Canon-Specific DNWs
- presenting Tri-Klops or Trap Jaw as pure evil/irredeemable
- noncanon background pairings I actually enjoy if they happen to come up: Whiplash/Mer-Man, Beast Man/Mer-Man, Trap Jaw/Whiplash (if Mekaneck/Tri-Klops), Sy-Klone/Roboto, Stratos/Buzz Off, Mekaneck/Buzz Off (if Trap Jaw/Tri-Klops), Mekaneck/Ram Man (if Trap Jaw/Tri-Klops)
- I didn't request it but I'd actually also be happy to receive Mekaneck/Trap Jaw/Tri-Klops; I could imagine Mekaneck and Trap Jaw potentially clicking due to their shared prosthetics and probably-shared near death experiences as well as maybe bonding over caring about Tri-Klops
- NAMES. REAL NAMES. PET NAMES. do they just call one another Mekaneck and Tri-Klops, or Trap Jaw and Tri-Klops? does Tri-Klops ever call Mekaneck Mek, teasing or affectionate, or does Mek ask him to? do either Trap Jaw or Mekaneck ever call Tri-Klops anything like Tri/Try or Trike? do Trydor and Kronis ever still call one another by those names (or, in an AU, have either of them just kept those names and don't even have the others?) (Kro/Krow is also acceptable); do Trydor and Orius ever exchange real names, do they ever use them? do any of them ever use any terms of endearment like sweetheart or hon or doll or hot stuff or like anything, is it teasing or affectionate? I am so into literally all of this so go nuts!!
- if you're interested, I like trans headcanons for these characters! for Trap Jaw I kinda like nonbinary but trans man or even trans woman are good; for Tri-Klops, trans woman is kind of appealing but nonbinary or trans man are also good; for Mekaneck anything is fine! as for any other characters that show up, I'd prefer if the female characters were kept female, whether cis or trans, but feel free to make any of the male characters trans men, trans women, or nonbinary! and of course trans headcanons aren't at all obligatory!
How to Survive Camping (Fainting--Goat)
Beau/Kate
Okay, after rereading the entire series I am just craving a more outright shippy take on these two. I want fic bad, whether it's set in the universe of How to Survive Camping with some non-canon events, some tweaks made to the setting, or whether it's an AU that shakes things up more than that.
I love Kate, I love how complicated she is, how she started out pretty ruthless and fucked up and has steadily been getting better, how she's gradually finding a balance in herself and becoming more determined. How she's strong as hell and won't let anyone fuck with her or especially her family, how hard she tries to make things right even if she doesn't always know if she's doing the right thing, even if she's not always doing the right thing. How haunted and cursed she is and how she won't let it stop her despite her fear and anger.
I also love Beau. The Man with the Skull Cup. Sippy Cup Bae. He is such a dick but he's also such a fun dick, and I love how the more we learn about him and his new connection to Kate and what he's trying to accomplish and willing to do, he becomes more interesting and sympathetic -- saving her life multiple times over, declaring allegiance to her despite it making him enemies, nearly dying for her, going against his instincts to help and communicate with her and even just be around her though it brings him physical pain. And then how we learn more and/or he does something and we're reminded that he's very not human and also very, very dangerous and ruthless, whether it's how he killed Kate's cousin or him stabbing her to test her brother.
I love their relationship, not only the above but how Kate will tease him sometimes about the online shippers, how the first thing Kate asked him after it was clear they had a connection due to her refilling his cup was if she'd married him, how mischevious he can be in an almost deadpan way (poisoning only the houses that give out bad candy on Halloween?), how close they draw to each other sometimes in situations where they're both in way over their head and afraid, how she's literally giving him a name and identity. How she actually compares their relationship to that of the old sheriff and his fairy wife. I just want more of that dynamic and also that they actually become a thing and maybe kiss!
Requested Tags
- ALL: Accidental marriage through unintentional magically binding action
- ALL: Being in a time loop together leads to getting together
- ALL: Time loop where character makes things worse before making them better
- ALL: Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld
- All: Zombie Apocalypse
- All: Zombies Without An Apocalypse
- Crossover: The Shimmer (Annihilation film) appears in another canon’s setting
- ALL: Character Journeys To The Underworld to Rescue Their Dead Friend
- All: Character or characters lose their powers
- ALL: Non-human character is/becomes human
- ALL: Characters choose to get soulbonded for reasons
- All: Soulbond - Accidental/Involuntary
- ALL: Cosmic Horror/Eldritch Abomination AU
- All: Costumed Vigilante AU
- ALL: Human character becomes/is becoming non-human
- ALL: In-universe coffeeshop AU
- ALL: In-universe private investigators AU
- ALL: Summer Camp AU
- All: Post-Apocalypse
- ALL: Snowed in at a Haunted Hotel
Canon-Specific DNWs
- none!
- THESE TWO BEING IMPORTANT TO ONE ANOTHER EVEN IF THEY AREN'T SURE HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT THAT
- them caring about one another and being drawn to each other even while it hurts Beau to go against his nature and even while Kate is very aware of how dangerous is
- NAMES ARE SO IMPORTANT TO THIS SHIP LEGIT. if you lean into that I will be so thrilled. Kate calling him Beau is such a huge deal; if she goes back to calling him the man with the skull cup I imagine things are not great between them. (and if she calls him sippy cup bae I imagine she's trying to get on his nerves.) when does he call her "campground manager," when does he not use any name for her at all, when does he call her Kate, and what does that all mean? since names have so much meaning I feel like it really is a big deal between them...
- if you're interested, I like trans headcanons for these characters. for Kate, I'd prefer she be a trans woman or nonbinary; for Beau I could imagine him either really not having a human conception of gender and being nonbinary or starting out more nonbinary "at birth" but becoming something almost equivalent to a trans man as his identity settles and he starts being seen the same way by everyone (including himself?) as he is by Kate (and the audience). trans headcanons for other characters that may show up are also fine, anything goes there. and of course trans headcanons aren't at all obligatory!
Marvel 616
Otto Octavius/Peter Parker
Ohhh boy I can't even explain in short form how and why I love these two so much. They have thought they worst of each other, they have misunderstood each other, Doctor Octopus has tried to kill Spider-Man (definitely not the reverse). Doctor Octopus has swung between minimal violence, outright saving lives sometimes, and crossing lines that even he knows deep down he shouldn't cross; when saving Spider-Man's life (and those issues I highly recommend for "was this gay on purpose?" feels) he talks up Spider-Man's goodness and how he needs him as his foil at length.
And then eventually they get a much greater understanding of each other in the weirdest way, with Otto Octavius taking over Peter Parker's body, Peter Parker dying in Otto Octavius's body, but not before shoving all of his memories into Otto's head and a piece of his consciousness as well. They basically share a brain for a while! And then when that whole situation goes south, Otto comes back in another Peter Parker clone body eventually, with the real Peter as Spider-Man, and... Spidey actually grants him a clean slate and later even tells him that he's doing the hero thing right.
The way they have so much intense and complicated history really gets to me, but even from early on I really love their potential, so you could go with any point in that history for an AU. Whether you decide to set the story at a point when they're complicated enemies or one where they're complicated allies, there's honestly so much possibility with these two!
(Plus, alternately, if you go with the backstory specifically from Spider-Man/Doctor Octopus: Year One or take it as its own mini-canon, I am totally down for that because they have a, uh, very interesting relationship and Otto has a very specific personality and obsession with Spider-Man that I am HERE for.)
Requested Tags
- ALL: Apocalypse AU
- All: Post-Apocalypse
- ALL: Being in a time loop together leads to getting together
- All: time loop can only get broken by kissing love interest/confessing their feelings
- ALL: Canon Character Death Evaded
- ALL: Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld
- ALL: Canon villain is one of the good guys now
- ALL: Character and enemy must work together to save the world
- ALL: Heroes & Villains on the Same Side
- ALL: Character Journeys To The Underworld to Rescue Their Dead Enemy
- ALL: Near Fatal Injury Brings Characters Together
- ALL: Characters choose to get soulbonded for reasons
- All: Soulbond - Accidental/Involuntary
- ALL: Soulbond - Formed To Save Condemned Prisoner from the Gallows
- ALL: Soulbond Allows Characters To Share Powers/Abilities
- ALL: College/University AU
- All: Hanahaki Disease AU
- ALL: In-universe coffeeshop AU
- ALL: Pokemon Snap AU
- ALL: Soulmate AU - Like canon except two antagonistic characters abruptly discover they're soulmates
Canon-Specific DNWs
- Doctor Octopus being presented as irredeemably crazy/evil
- permanent character death of any canon characters
- focus on infidelity (preference is for handwaving Peter not dating anyone, or open relationship stuff, but I know Peter's usually dating Mary Jane/sometimes Black Cat/sometimes someone else so I just don't want focus on cheating)
- I'd also honestly prefer handwaving away/decanonizing or just not mentioning the whole "May and Otto are exes/were once going to get married themselves" thing!
- nicknames! pet names! I like it when things someone is called in anger or to annoy them at first shift over to being totally normal and then even endearments over time, like Doctor Octopus calling Spider-Man "wall-crawler" or "web-slinger/web-spinner" or "arachnid", or Spider-Man calling Doctor Octopus "Doc," "Ock," or "Doc Ock", but I am also super into exploring moments when maybe one calls the other by their real name, whether "Parker" or "Peter," whether "Dr. Octavius" or "Otto"; is it a threat or is it an appeal or is it intimate?
- if you're interested, I like trans headcanons for these characters! I can especially see nonbinary Doctor Octopus but trans man and trans woman both totally work for me for different reasons as well; I especially enjoy trans woman or nonbinary Spidey but trans man is also totally acceptable. and of course trans headcanons aren't obligatory!
Marvel 616
Quentin Beck/J. Jonah Jameson
I just love how weirdly tied to Jameson and the Bugle a lot of Mysterio's earliest career and attempts at defeating Spider-Man are! First Quentin Beck pretends to be Spider-Man, then once the Bugle turns the city against him, he sends J. Jonah Jameson specifically a note "saying he could get rid of Spider-Man single-handed" to get a meeting with him and gets Jonah totally on his side to the point of being basically heralded as a hero! Then about 2 years later, after Jameson again turns the people of New York against Spider-Man (unprompted this time), Beck contacts Jameson and the Bugle again pretending to be a renowned European psychiatrist named Dr. Ludwig Rinehart, convincing him that Spider-Man is on the verge of going insane and then proceeding to try to gaslight Spider-Man into thinking he's nuts and revealing his secret identity to him.
The fact that Quentin Beck keeps going to J. Jonah Jameson and the Bugle, and Jonah keeps eagerly helping despite not knowing the score because he just hates Spider-Man THAT MUCH, combined with the fact that in multiple other storylines Jonah has actually created supervillains in an attempt to bring down Spider-Man, makes me think the two could actually get along really well. Especially since Mysterio's crimes, according to some issues of canon, just don't have a body count, and at some points (like in the arc where he's secretly in charge of a nursing home) even his attempts to kill Spider-Man are totally illusory and he's actually unnecessarily protective of innocent people.
Speaking of which, part of why I really enjoy these two is how close to the line both of them are. J. Jonah Jameson is deep down a kind man but is also a little bit willing to compromise his newspaper to take down Spider-Man and even, as mentioned, goes so far as to commission and create supervillains to try to take Spider-Man down. Quentin Beck is a supervillain who is also careful not to actually kill anyone (and is crushed the first time someone accidentally dies during one of his crimes) and who has tried to retire multiple points in his career, who seems mostly to be treating supervillainy as a game. They both hate Spider-Man and neither of them is actually that bad a person, but one of them happens to be a supervillain, and I find that kind of great.
Requested Tags
- ALL: All Characters Genderswapped
- All: Canonically male character(s) is/are always a girl
- All: Trans Character (character's birth sex is canon sex)
- All: a character is transgender (nonbinary)
- All: a character is transgender (binary)
- ALL: Everyone Genderbend AU
- ALL: Being in a time loop together leads to getting together
- ALL: Canon villain is one of the good guys now
- ALL: Character Becomes a Supervillain
- ALL: Villain turns good
- ALL: Changeling: The Lost AU
- All: Character gets another character’s help that they didn’t get in canon
- ALL: Character is single parent of a baby or young child
- ALL: Character who doesn't have a Superpower in Canon has one or gains one
- ALL: Male character disguises himself as a woman for spy reasons
- ALL: Secret Identity Is Not Revealed
Canon-Specific DNWs
- Quentin Beck being written as a purposeful or unrepentant killer, delusional, or just in general "criminally insane" or as irredeemably evil
- infidelity (just putting this here to specify to just... handwave Jonah not being married or engaged to or seeing anyone else during whatever time the story is set)
- nicknames! pet names! I could really enjoy Jonah and Quentin using kinda cheesy endearments for each other, tbh, like sweet, sweetheart, darling, once they actually become a thing...
- if you're interested, I like trans headcanons for these characters, especially Quentin but you're welcome to do something with Jonah! anything works for either of them, nonbinary or trans man or trans woman, though Jonah having a son with his wife might mean he's not a trans man. and of course trans headcanons aren't obligatory!
She-Ra and the Princesses of Power (2018)
Double Trouble/Wrong Hordak
So I'll be real, this ship didn't even occur to me until I saw some other fans shipping it recently. It caught my interest and the more I thought about it, the more I really, really liked the idea of them, until I just had to request them! They never even get to meet, but...
While Wrong Hordak is eager for everything he can learn and open with every little emotion he feels, Double Trouble is like the emotional barriers version of the Good Luck I'm Behind 7 Proxies meme. They're both friendly and theatrical in their own ways, and Wrong Hordak becomes more and more confident by the end, but Double Trouble uses lies and money and to keep people at a distance and has an obvious deep cynical streak. Double Trouble literally plays the part of other people while Wrong Hordak mimics other people to learn from them. They both like making people laugh, but Double Trouble also likes making... well, trouble. Oh, and they also both fight Horde Clones by walking up to them looking just like one of them and then shoving them right into trouble, that's fun too.
This has real potential to be in some ways both an opposites attract pairing and a "they actually have a lot in common" pairing. I particularly love the idea of Double Trouble encouraging Wrong Hordak while also being a little overwhelmed by him, but Wrong Hordak as well could be flustered by Double Trouble pretty easily while helping them... connect better with people.
And one thing I keep coming back to with them is the idea that... Wrong Hordak is basically learning how to be a person, but in some ways that could also be true of Double Trouble. Double Trouble keeps up that distance and is so constantly mercenery that they don't really have friends, they seem to always be moving around and not settling anywhere, and it really seems like they spend most of their time being other people. Obviously they love doing this, playing roles! They're a consummate actor and it is their passion. But forming connections to people as themself, and doing normal things as themself, seems very rare. It's a very different way of "learning how to people" than what Wrong Hordak is going through, but it's an interesting one that makes me think they could both be on fairly even footing and help each other out.
Requested Tags
- All: Amateur theatre group AU
- ALL: Characters are Members of a Theater Troupe
- ALL: Being in a time loop together leads to getting together
- ALL: Canon-Setting Spies AU
- ALL: In-universe coffeeshop AU
- ALL: In-universe private investigators AU
- All: Character Tries to Woo and Honorably Marry Their Fellow Sex Pollen Victim
- ALL: Everyone wakes up amnesiac on a spaceship
- ALL: Major Canon Location is haunted
- ALL: Masquerade balls are the normal way of finding a partner
- All: Met while captured together
- ALL: One Specific Demographic Has Heat Cycles
- All: One Specific Demographic has soulmates while others don't
- ALL: Soulmarks - Mark is damaged before soulmates meet
- ALL: Soulmate AU with species differences in bonds/marks
- ALL: Requested character(s) are teachers at a superhero high school/college
- ALL: Secret Identity Is Not Revealed
- ALL: Space Outlaws AU
- All: xeno genitalia
- She-Ra: Double Trouble joins the Rebellion
Canon-Specific DNWs
- revealing a "real form" or "real name" for Double Trouble outside of what we're given in canon
- Wrong Hordak figuring out who he is and showing his individuality in new ways! possibilities (though not obligatory): new name (see below), hair style, hair color, fashion, makeup, learning skills and hobbies (I love the cooking thing, but also other stuff)!
- WRONG HORDAK'S RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS SIBLINGS and with the other characters in general!
- the idea of Wrong Hordak learning to say "sibling(s)" eventually instead of "brother(s)." and/or just calling everyone "sister(s)" no matter their gender before figuring out the non-gendered term. I just think it's cute!
- noncanon background pairings I actually enjoy if they happen to come up: Entrapta/Scorpia, Perfuma/Huntara, Adora/Catra/Glimmer(/Bow), Baker/Busgirl/Soda Pop, Horde Clone OC/Horde Clone OC
- NAMING CONVENTIONS. NICKNAMES, PET NAMES, names in general actually? while I wouldn't like a "real name" revealed for Double Trouble, I am very into the idea of Wrong Hordak either continuing to go by Wrong Hordak or choosing a different name! I don't mind what kind of name he has, either a stranger Etherian one or a "normal" one, gendered (stereotypically male or female) or genderless, or a noun name (something related to a shade of green could work? Mint, Spring, Erin, Fern? or something else!), or just like. Kadroh.
or Wright? like right, get it??Double Trouble often comes up with little endearment-names; do they ever call him darling, pup (like a baby bat!) or puppy, cutie, hot stuff, anything else? when they start getting closer does Wrong Hordak call them endearments, either because he likes them so much or just thinks it's normal for friends, like calling them "darling" too or "(my) dearest Double Trouble" (thanks Sea Hawk) or "beloved" (thanks chipped Spinarella?), or does he or anyone else call them DT or Dee or just Trouble? feel free to play around with this, i love this stuff! - if you're interested, I like trans headcanons for these characters! I like the idea of Busgirl as nonbinary, actually, rather than a girl (or a demigirl maybe?), but trans girl would also be cool. Baker I could see being a trans woman, but nonbinary would also be acceptable, and anything goes for Soda Pop. for other characters, just keep the canon pronouns the same and go with whatever -- except for Wrong Hordak, who I'd be happy to see as nonbinary or a trans girl. and of course trans headcanons aren't obligatory!
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon)
Otto Octavius/Adrian Toomes
I am just WAY TOO INVESTED in these ridiculous theatrical supervillains being pre-supervillain friends who are now loyal and in love while trying to take over the world/take murderous revenge!
While the first episode introduces both characters with Adrian furious at Otto, it makes sense, since they seem to have been close before (the photo on Otto's wall in the Doctor Octopus origin episode!) and Adrian was probably feeling hurt/betrayed. The rest of their dynamic is so far from what one might expect from that first impression that it's insane! Reunited as cellmates, Vulture helping Doc Ock with a big jailbreak, not just working together in the Sinister Six but Vulture ceding his desire to take vengeance on Osborn to follow Ock's plan to take out Spider-Man first... And they just never work apart again? Adrian is one of only three people to find out the Master Planner's true identity, part of his inner circle! When Ock tests out the technology meant to allow him to hack into every single electrical device in the city, he does so by trying to kill Norman Osborn, seemingly for Adrian's sake, and despite revenge being Vulture's driving motivation Adrian is totally fine about it not working. When Otto tries to credit him and Phineas Mason and for doing brilliant work assembling the technology, Adrian immediately demurs the compliment and turns it back around on him: "The brainwork was all yours, Otto." For a grouchy old man, he smiles a lot around Otto, too!
And even after the Master Planner's master plan is defeated and literally every other member of the Sinister Six seems to go their separate ways and do their own things, Vulture just stays with Doctor Octopus, seemingly acting as bodyguard for the auction, for the Valentine's Day summit (where they also dress up fancy and hot)... There are also just these cute little touches I love, like how in the first Sinister Six fight when Spider-Man jumps on the Vulture's back you can see the back of Doctor Octopus's head tracking them, and a few moments later Otto is the one to pull Spider-Man off Adrian's back. And when Doctor Octopus puts a tentacle on everyone's shoulders in the Sinister Six ep to ease them back down into their chairs, it looks like his tentacle is on Adrian's back instead of his shoulder. And when Hammerhead shoots at Adrian at the summit and knocks him unconscious, Otto's cry of "TREACHERY!" is fuckin pissed and he just has no patience for Tombstone in that fight after. I love how Ock seems to honestly care about his team and make an effort to make them happy, and how Vulture is perfectly willing to put his own goals on the backburner in a way that feels very "I am helping this man take over the world because he wants to and he deserves to get whatever he wants, fuck you." I love seeing these supervillains have huge soft spots, in general and especially for each other!
TL;DR they married, ty for reading my villain shipping Ted Talk.
Requested Tags
- ALL: Apocalypse AU
- All: Post-Apocalypse
- All: Zombie Apocalypse
- ALL: Bodyswap
- ALL: Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld
- ALL: Changeling: The Lost AU
- ALL: Vampire: The Masquerade AU
- ALL: Character suddenly acquires wings
- ALL: Human character becomes/is becoming non-human
- ALL: Characters choose to get soulbonded for reasons
- ALL: Characters sentenced to hunt ghosts instead of go to jail
- ALL: College/University AU
- ALL: heist-style story but fantasy setting
- ALL: Pokemon Trainer AU
- ALL: Soulmarks - appear after your soulmate gives you your first orgasm
- ALL: Soulmate AU - Pain-Based Bonds
- ALL: Soulmate-Identifying Timers AU
- ALL: Soulmates exist but are rare
- ALL: Villain was actually right all along
- ALL: Villain turns good
Canon-Specific DNWs
- any of the Sinister Six, especially these two specifically, being presented as irredeemably crazy/evil
- either character betraying the other
- honestly, any of the Sinister Six betraying each other (Shocker not included, he's an Enforcer first and foremost, he was just on loan)
- Electro being referred to as anything other than Electro if he shows up/is mentioned
- noncanon background pairings I actually enjoy if they happen to come up: Mysterio/Tinkerer(/Chameleon), Sandman/Rhino
- Otto/Adrian/Electro is noncanon poly I would be totally okay with, so long as Otto and Adrian have heavy focus; obviously this is not necessary
- generally I like Sinister Six poly even if it's not the focus, actually, if the rest of the Sinister Six are included, I just really want Otto and Adrian to be heavily focused on!
- NICKNAMES/PET NAMES, and honestly, I count how Otto and Adrian always seem to address each other by their first names; I also like, if you include him in the fic at all, the way Electro always calls Otto "Doc" and seems to call Adrian "Vulch" and they are both totally open to being called those things from him!
- if you're interested, I like trans headcanons for either/both of these characters; for both of them I'm happy with anything, nonbinary or trans man or trans woman. trans headcanons for any other Sinister Six if they show up are also 100% good; I would prefer Electro as a trans woman or nonbinary if you write that character as trans, but anything goes for all the rest of them! and of course trans headcanons aren't obligatory!
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon)
Phineas Mason/Donald Menken
Quentin Beck/Phineas Mason/Donald Menken
Okay, this is a ship where Menken never actually met either of these characters in canon, Phineas is a fairly minor character, and Menken is a "7 minutes of canon in a 10 hour series" minor character. So let me explain.
Basically, I can easily imagine these Phineas and Menken bonding over their similarities if they had a chance to get to know one another, and I can think of a few scenarios in which they might. They're both professionals, even if Phineas is often more casual and shows more mischeviousness. They both have some sort of expertise that leaves other people relying on them and like to work in a support capacity out of the spotlight: Phineas as a tech genius and Menken as a P.A.
But what really intrigues me is that... Phineas seems to be doing all of these criminal things, working with first Chameleon and Quentin Beck, then the Sinister Six, then even doing work for Tombstone and the Enforcers, solely because he enjoys doing it; he's enough of a genius that he could easily sell legal inventions! He has absolutely no origin story or anything, I have to assume his criminal career is for the love of it. And Menken's contributions in-series go beyond loyalty to Osborn and far beyond P.A. duties; his reaction in the finale makes me pretty certain he didn't ever know that Osborn was the Green Goblin, so just in his capacity as personal assistant to the CEO of Oscorp he was a)willing to run in alongside a security guard with only a cell phone to face a supervillain, b)coordinating with Osborn's "operatives" to try to find an escaped supervillain who wants Osborn dead, and c)calmly in charge of an auction where supervillains and mobsters were betting millions of dollars on the specs to the same impenetrable armor used to create the supervillain Rhino, which Osborn for some mysterious reason had proprietary access to. So Menken was willing to do some very criminal shit unflinchingly while not asking too many questions. There's probably different possible interpretations, but I feel like it's another similarity with Phineas: getting involved with criminal and supercriminal stuff was exciting and more enjoyable to both of them than just having a completely normal career. (Whether or not Menken would initially admit that he's even the type of person to want danger and adrenaline in his life, but then, hey, Phineas likes to deny that he's theatrical as hell...)
For any sort of setup in any AU that isn't 100% different from canon, whether you explore it at all in fic or just take it as read, I feel like there are a lot of possibilities as to how they might have met and how they might know one another post-canon. If Menken continues to work for Oscorp after Norman Osborn's apparent death (maybe even stepping in as CEO?), some shit going down could bring him into the Sinister Six's sphere, and/or that of Chameleon and company... or Tinkerer just ends up doing some work for Oscorp. If Osborn comes back, as himself or as the Goblin, maybe he tries to finish the job and kill Menken and/or Menken is just very calmly fine with Vulture trying to kill his old boss due to how Osborn betrayed him. Maybe Menken hears of the Tinkerer and goes to him to get some sort of protection just in case Osborn survived and comes back; maybe it's a skill-enhancement suit, maybe he even gets drawn into the supervillain lifestyle as Tinkerer notes that he's more into this than he'd like to admit. (Feel free to make up a supervillain identity for him or use something like, idk, Scorpion or Owl from the comics!) Or maybe instead of that, Menken leaves Oscorp to become L. Thompson Lincoln's P.A. in order to try to get protection; maybe he's open to becoming Tombstone's new right hand man, or denies that he wants to but is intrigued by the idea, or just honestly doesn't like the idea, but either way he could easily meet Tinkerer if Tinkerer is continuing to do work on commission for Tombstone. Or it's Silver Sable and/or Silvio Manfredi they're both doing work for.
When it comes to incorporating Beck... Well, you can see the entry below for why I ship Quentin/Phineas, but I could sincerely see them as already a thing even when the show starts or falling in love/realizing they're in love shortly after, they just work so well together! When it comes to Beck/Mason/Menken, though, I'm amused by the fact that Menken already met Mysterio, sort of, for a moment... and I could also imagine him meeting Quentin again, properly this time, through Phineas. Mysterio is much more bombastic than the Tinkerer, but he's also much cleverer and more elusive than he seems, full of misdirection, and Beck comes across very differently from Mysterio while also still being quite theatrical, matter-of-fact and professional (and also a totally different accent, which I find weirdly hot, but hey).
Then see how I feel like Menken finds it exciting to be involved with criminal and supercriminal stuff and might get more of a rush from getting involved than he'd like to admit that Beck's professionalism + Mysterio's bombast may well also be attractive to Menken, and/or Mysterio might encourage him... I can also see Beck being super comfortable being with Mason while also being an unashamed flirt with them both, so that could be fun!
Requested Tags
- ALL: Bodyswap
- ALL: Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld
- ALL: Changeling: The Lost AU
- ALL: Vampire: The Masquerade AU
- ALL: Character who doesn't have a Superpower in Canon has one or gains one
- ALL: Human character becomes/is becoming non-human
- ALL: Characters initially meet at kink or sex club
- ALL: Interesting people you meet in prison
- All: Met while captured together
- ALL: first words to soulmate written on the skin
- ALL: Soulmarks - appear after your soulmate gives you your first orgasm
- ALL: Soulmate-Identifying Timers AU
- ALL: heist-style story but fantasy setting
- ALL: Heroes & Villains on the Same Side
- ALL: Masquerade balls are the normal way of finding a partner
- ALL: Pokemon Trainer AU
- ALL: Pokemon Snap AU
- ALL: Weird West AU
- All: Zombie Apocalypse
Canon-Specific DNWs
- any of these three, Chameleon, or really any of the Sinister Six being presented as irredeemably crazy/evil
- betrayal of or by Chameleon
- honestly, any of the Sinister Six betraying each other (Shocker not included, he's an Enforcer first and foremost, he was just on loan)
- major hostility of any of the Six towards Menken
- Electro being referred to as anything other than Electro if he shows up/is mentioned
- noncanon background pairings I actually enjoy if they happen to come up: Doctor Octopus/Vulture(/Electro), Sandman/Rhino, Chameleon/Quentin (if you're writing Mason/Menken)
- also, Phineas/Quentin(/Chameleon) simultaneous with Phineas/Menken, or Quentin/Phineas/Chameleon simultaneous with Quentin/Phineas/Menken, is noncanon poly I would be totally okay with, so long as one of my requested ships gets the heavy focus; obviously this is not necessary
- generally I like Sinister Six poly even if it's not the focus, actually, if the Sinister Six are included
- nicknames! pet names! Menken is solely referred to as Menken in-series, in a professional/distant capacity (by Norman Osborn, Harry, and Spidey); even without shipping any of them I like the idea that Chameleon, Phineas, and Quentin are close and Chameleon still refers to the two of them solely by surname, so maybe even in a ship these characters might refer to one another as Mason, Menken, and Beck? or do they get on first-name basis? Ock calls the Tinkerer "Phineas" but no one calls Menken "Donald" or "Don" in the show itself; is it rare for anyone to get that close to him? (no one in the show calls Beck "Quentin," either, but I'm fine with it!) (as a note, "Phin" is also fine, I'm easy.) and when it comes to supervillain names... if Menken uses the names Tinkerer and/or Mysterio, is it in a professional capacity, as a form of flirting, or potentially due to a thrill he might get interacting with supervillains? if you make Menken a supervillain as well, would Tinkerer and/or Mysterio calling him by that name (whatever you choose) be professional, a sign of acceptance, an encouragement into this way of life, a flirtation... and how would Menken feel being called that?
- if he shows up, I do love Chameleon's habit of referring to literally everyone by surname even if he might be close to them, and I like that he's solely known as Chameleon; on the other hand, I also love Doctor Octopus's habit of referring to people he's on good terms with by first name if he shows up. I also like Electro's habit of calling Doctor Octopus "Doc" and Vulture "Vulch," so if he shows up in the fic, maybe he calls Tinkerer "Tink" and/or Mysterio "Mysty/Misty"? (If so I'd rather they like it than hate it!) I'd also welcome him coming up with a little nickname for Menken's supervillain name if you go that route!
- if you're interested, I like trans headcanons for all of these characters! I like the idea of both Mason and Menken as trans men, actually, but either/both nonbinary or trans women would also be fine; I could see Beck as anything really. trans headcanons for Chameleon or any of the Sinister Six if they show up are also 100% good; if Chameleon is included or mentioned I especially like nonbinary for him, and I would prefer Electro as a trans woman or nonbinary if you write that character as trans, but anything goes for all the rest of them! and of course trans headcanons aren't obligatory!
The Spectacular Spider-Man (Cartoon)
Quentin Beck/Phineas Mason
Quentin Beck/Chameleon/Phineas Mason
THESE TWO MAKE ME HAPPY. When we're first introduced to them they're the kinda grouchy-seeming professionals working with Chameleon and playing a dumb card-flicking game
Quentin Beck used to be a special effects technician before leaving for his life of crime, and he's got a very interesting balance between his real self and the Mysterio act that I find really fun! He's a professional and Mysterio is an overly-theatrical fuckin dork, but Quentin is also deep down (and not so deep down) a theatrical dork. I can imagine that Quentin puts some of the things he wants to be into Mysterio, because that's common for supervillains and superheroes both, but Mysterio is also a role he plays for a specific purpose: misdirection, keeping people focused on him rather than his tricks or the crimes his act is distracting away from! That said, he got hired to be Mysterio for the thefts and then just decided that was fun as hell and absolutely wanted to do from then on, so there's also that element to him. I feel like he's also enjoying getting to be center stage as Mysterio in a way he doesn't get to be on jobs with Chameleon. Phineas Mason, on the other hand, is an inventor who rolls his eyes at "actors" being theatrical but is absolutely theatrical himself even if he won't admit it. I don't think he's an actor, not in the way that Chameleon and Quentin are; he was wayyy in the background in "Persona" in non-speaking roles whenever his presence was necessary out in the field, and he seems to prefer to stay back and provide "technical support" and make things for other people to use. But he obviously has fun leaning into the mad scientist supervillain act at least a little ("allow me to introduce our host and benefactor"; "welcome to your lair, Master Planner"; "all that remains is calibration... and testing") and occasionally amuses himself making dorky jokes ("put even more 'ric' in your 'ochet'"). I also imagine he has no criminal record (the arrest at the end of "Persona" didn't seem to stick and one of the cops did say in the first episode that the people Spider-Man apprehends nearly always walk...) and is staying in the background to avoid getting one for as long as possible, because him being able to work within the law is really convenient for them.
Basically, though, I love the dynamic of two characters who are just doing this shit because they love it, who've been working together a while and are developing supervillain personas kind of simultaneously mostly for the fun of it. I have a feeling Tinkerer made most of the robots and tech that Mysterio uses, though Quentin himself also contributed the "will-weaking" gas and the mask and makeup for his own android. (Which also means that the reason Quentin is just never arrested after "Persona" and it's always a goddamn android is thanks to Phineas, which makes me smile.) Phineas might not even charge him for that stuff! Just in general they're basically married and I love that...
AND THEN POTENTIALLY ADD CHAMELEON TO THE MIX. IMO it was absolutely brilliant for The Spectacular Spider-Man to introduce these three as a team working together; Mysterio might have hired the Chameleon once in the comics, but otherwise none of them really teamed up, but it works perfectly! The person who can disguise himself as anyone, the special effects expert, and the inventor/technological expert have a lot to offer each other, and I love that they seem to usually hire themselves out to steal shit for the rich and powerful.
Chameleon is a fascinating character to me, both in and of himself and in the dynamic with these two. He's a professional who can have a no-nonsense sort of response to things (seeing his phone call with the person who hired them to steal the symbiote, and his "I did not sign on for this" response in the finale), but who also has a mischievous sense of humor and is absolutely theatrical especially when inhabiting a role (his Spider-Man impression was really funny to me). He has his own life and isn't always working with Beck and Phineas, but given the way he talked in "Persona" I get the strong impression Beck makes his disguises, including the face masks, so I imagine they at least keep in touch often. I also feel like the three of them worked together for at least a few years before we meet them in canon, which is a dynamic I love; they'd all be very used to each other! And I enjoy the idea that when they do jobs together they split the take rather than Beck or Phineas charging Chameleon (or each other) or anything... As well as really liking the idea that even being incredibly close with the two of them it's just Chameleon's habit to call even people he loves by their surnames. I also also like how "Mason" and "Beck"'s names are first given while Chameleon is requesting their help and simultaneously praising their skills! And I just in general really love the idea of a team of criminals who work great together and highly respect one another's skills and are also all in love. (Though I also don't mind if it's a poly V so long as the center of the V is Quentin or Phineas, not Chameleon.)
Requested Tags
- All: Amateur theatre group AU
- ALL: College/University AU
- ALL: Bodyswap
- ALL: Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld
- ALL: Changeling: The Lost AU
- ALL: Vampire: The Masquerade AU
- ALL: Characters choose to get soulbonded for reasons
- All: Soulbond - Accidental/Involuntary
- ALL: Characters pretend to be a couple/married so often that they catch feelings
- All: Hanahaki Disease AU
- ALL: heist-style story but fantasy setting
- ALL: In-universe private investigators AU
- ALL: Pokemon Snap AU
- ALL: Pokemon Trainer AU
- ALL: Poly Marriage
- All: Post-Apocalypse
- All: Zombie Apocalypse
- ALL: Soulmate-Identifying Timers AU
- ALL: Villain turns good
- ALL: Weird West AU
Canon-Specific DNWs
- any of the three, or really any of the Sinister Six, being presented as irredeemably crazy/evil
- any of these three or any of the Sinister Six betraying each other, including them turning on Ock or Ock on them (Shocker not included, he's an Enforcer first and foremost, he was just on loan)
- Electro being referred to as anything other than Electro if he shows up/is mentioned
- noncanon background pairings I actually enjoy if they happen to come up: Doctor Octopus/Vulture(/Electro), Sandman/Rhino
- generally I like Sinister Six poly even if it's not the focus, actually, if the Sinister Six are included
- nicknames! pet names! I count Chameleon's habit of referring to literally everyone by surname as this tbh, I like that he calls these two Beck and Mason, and that they call him Chameleon as that seems to be how he wants to be known. I like Electro's habit of calling Doctor Octopus "Doc" and Vulture "Vulch"; if he shows up in the fic, maybe he calls them "Mysty" and/or "Tink"? (If so I'd rather they like it than hate it.) I would love them calling each other endearments, them calling each other by surname as well but it still being intimate, them calling each other by supervillain name (teasingly? flirtatiously?), them calling each other by their first names or even Quentin calling Phineas "Phin" is fine. I love any type of this shit.
- any type of h/c stuff is great but if you want to set anything after that bit in "Shear Strength" with the car accident and psychological torture, I would love to see Phineas get rescued, helped, comforted after that; feel free to go with other h/c scenarios though, they are ALL excellent, any type of job or situation going wrong and one or both getting hurt or put in danger!
- if you're interested, I like trans headcanons for any/all of these characters! I like the idea of Phineas as a trans man (though nonbinary or trans woman are acceptable), and I could see Quentin as anything really, and I especially like nonbinary for Chameleon. trans headcanons for any other Sinister Six if they show up are also 100% good; I would prefer Electro as a trans woman or nonbinary if you write that character as trans, but anything goes for all the rest of them! and of course trans headcanons aren't obligatory!
Vampire Cleanup Department (2017)
Yip Chi Chau/Yeung Chung
Vampire Cleanup Department is a Hong Kong comedy-horror-romance movie that came out four years ago and short version: The titular VCD is a secret government-created agency that disguises themselves as cleaners but really go around using talismans and other magical items to hunt down and destroy vampires, specifically jiangshi (which means they hop around with their arms outstretched, and this is by turns played as creepy, funny, and cute). But when the main character Tim Cheung joins up after being bitten by a vampire and not turning, he finds out that his dead parents used to work for the VCD until a mission went terribly wrong, and accidentally winds up bonding with a vampire named Summer who starts changing and gaining more human emotions and mentality after biting him. He trains with the VCD while keeping the fact that he didn't actually destroy her when he was supposed to a secret.
I am here for different characters, however! And oh man I am so into them. Yip Chi Chau is Tim's "master," the ~40s-ish combat expert of the VCD who trains Tim in how to fight vampires; he knew Tim's parents and was close friends with his father, Yat Lung Cheung, and promised them that he'd take care of Tim as they were dying. Yeung Chung, or "Uncle Chung," is an older man in his 70s who's the director of the VCD and their "technical support" and a more openly kindly figure.
Where Chau is an incredibly skilled fighter and trainer, Chung is definitely not a combatant... but he is still brave enough to go into the field, and to step in to help people when they're in trouble, and he's great at directing the others during a fight. Where Chau is closed-off and hot-headed, Chung is calm, amiable, and understanding, good at being diplomatic when it's needed (and at distracting people so the others can work)... and also good at calming Chau down and redirecting him. They've worked together for decades, and despite what Chung says multiple times to Chau about training new blood so that they can eventually retire, neither of them seems to be willing to just quit. They know each other incredibly well ("Have I ever misjudged anyone? And you... never mean what you say."), Chau saved Chung and a rookie police officer in the very first scene (while Chung called for his help), when Tim was in trouble Chung called Chau back from a chase...
And in a moment that really got me, when Tim's "final test" went wrong and Chung tried to step in to help him against the vampire that was trying to kill him. Summer showed up to help as well and accidentally flung both the vampire and Chung through a table, and Chau reacted with such immediate alarm to kill the vampire before it could attack Chung! Chung was hurt and needed medical attention, and with Chung hurt and also not around to calm him down, Chau was furious with Tim. (I will also say that during that final test, Chau was acting like a nervous parent... while Chung sat on the couch and video taped everything, also like a parent, haha.)
Even when Tim is the one training the new recruits at the end of the movie, it's Chau and Chung standing on the walkway above watching and obviously still involved despite any talk of retirement, chatting and comfortable with one another. I just really love their shared history, how obvious it is that Chau cares deeply about certain people -- Chung, Tim, and Tim's father in the past -- despite him not saying it or being touchy-feely, and how comfortable with one another they are and how well they work together and know one another as people.
Requested Tags
- ALL: Alternate Ending AU
- ALL: Character Saved From Death via Emergency Vampire Transformation
- ALL: Character Turned into a Vampire
- ALL: Human character becomes/is becoming non-human
- Vampire Cleanup Department: Chau was not cured; survives as a good vampire
- ALL: Animorphs AU
- ALL: Changeling: The Lost AU
- All: Costumed Vigilante AU
- ALL: Superheroes/Superpowers
- ALL: Being in a time loop together leads to getting together
- All: Soulbond - Accidental/Involuntary
- All: Hanahaki Disease AU
- ALL: Canon setting has Silent Hill style Otherworld
- ALL: Snowed in at a Haunted Hotel
- All: Zombies Without An Apocalypse
- Crossover: The Shimmer (Annihilation film) appears in another canon’s setting
- ALL: In-universe coffeeshop AU
- ALL: Weird West AU
- All: Post-Apocalypse
- ALL: Vampires Are Known and are a Big Ticket Political Issue
Canon-Specific DNWs
- none!
- noncanon background pairings I actually enjoy if they happen to come up: Ginger/Kui(/M), Tim/Winter
- I am also totally open to Chau having been in love with Yat Lung Cheung before he died
- also feel free to handwave Summer surviving if you like! that can be a change to literally any AU and I'm fine with it.
- nicknames! pet names! names in general! they seem to refer to one another as Chau and Chung (or sometimes, semi-sarcastically, "Uncle" Chung). do they always stick to that however close they are? do they ever call one another by first name, or shift over to doing so? does Chau ever call him Old Chung or old man/grandpa in the somewhat disparaging (but still fond) sense? does Chung ever call Chau by anything like Old Chau, Young Chau, Young Chi (or Ā-chi)? or does either absently or purposefully get affectionate, calling the other something like dear/darling or old man (in the boyfriend/husband sense...) or even one of the endearment forms of silly/fool/dummy/idiot? does Chung ever call Chau Master/Sifu like Tim does, just to refer to him as Tim's master, and does it hit different coming from Chung than when Tim calls him that? seriously, I love any type of this shit, go nuts!
- if you're interested, I could like trans headcanons for either of these characters. for Chung I most like the idea of trans man, but nonbinary is also good, just not trans woman. for Chau anything goes, though, and anything is fine for any of the other characters as well! and of course trans headcanons aren't obligatory.
